CVHS introduces new school uniforms

Just when you thought you heard the last of that dress and thought school rules couldn’t get any more strict, suprise suprise, there will be new school uniforms and new PDA regulations.

The school administration has decided that students push it too far with their clothes and what they do with their significant other in the hallway. New rules say that hugs, “bro shakes” and holding hands will result in a detention and any other types of affection will be a Saturday school.

“School is a learning environment where students learn, not make out in the hallway for all to see. We understand you’re in a relationship but no need to make it obvious,” said an administrator.

Is it blue and black or white and gold? CVHS has outdone itself with its new school uniform being the dress that caused so much controversy in the media, but the color is still a mystery. Girls will be required to wear the dress and boys a jumper version. Because the school uniform is such a drastic change, the administration has allowed one day out of each month to allow free dress until the end of the year.

“I’m fine with kids expressing themselves with their clothing, I encourage it, but not when it shows so much skin and everything is see through,” said a school board member.

The announcement for the changes will happen the week after the CAHSEE and will take effect one month after.