Donald Trump for the Win!
Donald J. Trump, our 2025 to 2029 future president! Yes, he is so amazing at lying all the time! All those lies about the immigrants, past presidential elections, and things that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris say are all 100 percent tooootally true!
Those immigrants who’ve been eating our cats and dogs are disgraceful. The fact checkers were obviously wrong when they said that that’s never EVER happened before. Trump told us, so it has to be true. Trump would never lie to us, duh!
Trump and his 88 felony charges; don’t we all just really really want a criminal as our president! Trump filed false business records, interfered with the election, and even tried to overturn the 2020 election results. Trump wouldn’t even hurt a fly — he’s that nice.
He’s so nice in fact, his nephew suffers from intellectual and developmental disabilities. When Trump’s brother asked him to spare them some money to help with his surgery, Trump refused to contribute, his brother said. So kind and thoughtful of Trump! He said no to helping his own family because he thought that his nephew was not worth saving. So kind right!
Trump is so informed about schools too! He’s talking about these non-existent gender affirming surgeries in school! Trump talks to a crowd, “Can you imagine you’re a parent and your son leaves the house and you say, ‘Jimmy, I love you so much, go have a good day in school,’ and your son comes back with a brutal operation?” Uhh. Yep, surgery works like that! Go to school, decide you want to change up a bit, and get surgery at school!
Speaking of the LGBTQ+ community, Trump hates them. And yet, talks about being in love with Kim Jong Un. So according to Trump, gay marriage, trans people, lesbians are all doing bad things. However, once Trump gets some bromance, it’s all okay because Trump would never do bad things.
I’m so glad that Trump informed us about the solar panels and windmills causing pollution. Using wind and sun to produce energy without putting gunk into the air and water instead of fossil fuels that produce so much CO2 is so bad! Ew! Discussing O2 we don’t need that anymore, I’ll just inhale CO2 from now on.
Thank you all for reading why Trump is our savior and will make America worse again! Go Trump!
I thought the article was both funny and informative. I also really enjoyed the wide variety of information that was talked about.
I like how you brought up how he also acts in his personal life, like with his brother and nephew. I liked how satirical and funny you made it, I think this makes it easier for some people who want to learn and read about the election. I think bringing up a lot of topics that he has made his opinion clear on is very smart, I especially liked the satire about his school gender-affirming surgery thoughts. I thought this article was awesome and I can’t wait to read more from you in the future!
I really appreciate the satire of this article- I think it was very well executed and honestly was quite humorous. This is a really interesting way of conveying a negative viewpoint but talking about it in kind of an “opposite” way especially by bringing up some of Trump’s out of pocket comments. I think you did a really great job on this :).